Sabtu, 30 Juni 2012

Josh Brolin: "I asked the sheriff if I could shoot paparazzi and he said 'I don't give a sh*t what you do' "

Josh Brolin: "I asked the sheriff if I could shoot paparazzi and he said 'I don't give a sh*t what you do' "

Josh Brolin, 44, sounds like a right laugh. A right, scary shotgun-toting laugh.

In a recent interview with BlackBook the Men In Black 3 actor talked about dealing with media intrusion and turns out he's got some pretty awesome anecdotes.

Not only did he talk about Lindsay Lohan (massive celebrity points), but he revealed how he had men with guns patrolling his 2004 wedding to actress Diane Lane, 47.

He said, "I don't know how Lindsay Lohan does it. If anything, she has the gift of some massive denial system or a foundation that's just unbreakable because it's just constant.

"Apparently [Lindsay] likes it. She keeps putting herself out there."

Lindsay Lohan and sister Ali Lohan out in New York
Josh reckons Lindsay must love the media intrusion

 

But then we get to the exciting bit - his wedding. It sounds like something out of a western, which suits our image of him permanently prowling the countryside like he did in No Country For Old Men.

Josh Brolin and wife actress Diane Lane
Josh Brolin and wife actress Diane Lane

 

"When Diane and I got married, a publicist said, 'I think there should be security for you guys'.

"My belief is that the more you use the more you ask for an influx of unwanted people. So Diane and I were talking about it and I said, 'I really don't want to do that, but if it's a necessity, I will'. I couldn't picture guys talking into their sleeves at the ranch during the wedding.

"I had another idea. I know a couple of cowboys that could get on horseback and walk the perimeter of the area of the ranch while we were getting married and look our for any unwanted people. They all had shotguns filled with salt shot. So I called the sheriff because i didn't want to do anything too illegal.

"I told him that in a couple of weeks I was going to get married. He said, 'Yeah, I know what you're doin'.' We had kept it so secret, so I don't know how he knew. I said, 'Oh, okay, good. So if any of these people come up and try and take pictures, how do you feel if Clint or Rick or those guys shoot at these people if they're on the property?'

"There was the longest pause I've ever experienced and then he said, 'It's deer season. I don't give a sh*t what you do.' "

A guy called Clint patrolling a ranch with a shotgun on the orders of a sheriff IN REAL LIFE? Amazing.

Men in Black 3 is in cinemas now.

We can see you! Justin Bieber runs away from paps in California

We can see you! Justin Bieber runs away from paps in California

We very much approve of Justin's way of avoiding the paps - running away. It's a time-tested technique that not only gives the paps a work out, but also allows us to look at lots of pictures of The Biebs careering along the sidewalk (it's 'sidewalk' in America, okay?) with his denim gilet/waistcoat flapping.

Justin Bieber runs from photographers after eating lunch
Are you trying to run away from your waistcoat?

 

Justin had just had lunch with his manager, Scooter, (yes, that's his real name) at Sushi Dan in Studio City, California, when he noticed lots of snappers waiting outside.

So what did he do? Bolted to the safety of his car.

Justin Bieber runs from photographers after eating lunch
What are these camera things?

Justin Bieber runs from photographers after eating lunch
Preparing to run

Just a couple of days ago Justin surprised loads of fans who had waited for yonks outside a television studio to catch a glimpse of the most famous boy/man (IS HE A BOY OR A MAN?) on the planet, by singing a spontaneous acoustic version of his new single Boyfriend.

He was due inside for an interview with Jay Leno (the US equivalent of Jonathan Ross), when he pulled up in a van, slid open the doors and was greeted by a deafening cacophony (good word) of screams.

Justin Bieber surprise street performance for fans leaving 'Tonight show with Jay Leno'
It's another gilet!

 

He started to sing, but didn't really need to as all of the bellowing girl sang it for him, with some even trying to harmonise on the backing vocals.

           

Justin has also recently revealed that the song on his new album about Mariah Yeater's claims that he fathered her baby was inspired by Michael Jackson's 'Billie Jean' - which is a fictional account of a fan claiming the same thing.

He told We Love Pop magazine, "We definitely took inspiration from that song.

"I wanted to write something different and something the fans would be connected to and understand.

"I wanted them to think, 'Yeah, that's Justin's life and he's talking about stuff that's really going on.

"I still just think, 'Wow, I can't believe that happened', but it's not really hard to talk about because i know the truth. It's behind me. People know the truth as well.

"Before it was all pretty shady because everyone was like, 'Is it true? Is it not true?' But now I think people know that it's not true."

Justin Bieber runs from photographers after eating lunch
That girl behind him needs sunglasses to hide from the glare off Justin's gilet

 

Justin's been voted number 92 in our Sexiest Men In The World list. Do you agree with this and the rest of our rankings? Have a look here.

Jumat, 29 Juni 2012

Khat fight: Harmless recreational drug or a recruitment tool for terrorists?

Khat fight: Harmless recreational drug or a recruitment tool for terrorists?

Khat is a green-leaved plant grown predominantly in the Horn of Africa, and consumed in the diaspora by emigrants from the region â€" Ethiopians, Kenyans, Yemenis and most notably Somalis â€" who report a mild, amphetamine-like high. Khat is legal in the UK, as are mafrishes, but spirited campaigns to outlaw it on health and social grounds have been galvanised in the past year by claims that terror cells are operating wherever khat is chewed, and that al-Shabaab is focusing its recruitment efforts on disenfranchised Somali youth with khat-addled minds. CNN said that reporters have been attacked while trying to enter mafrishes; the Huffington Post said that it had been advised not even to attempt access. A reporter with Vice magazine said he tried khat, washed it down with beer, and "got all hyper and threw a chair".

My sources were less certain of the dangers. "The most radical thing I've ever seen at a mafrish is a group of old men watching porn on the telly," said one anthropologist. And apprehension dissipates rapidly in Peckham, despite a finger jabbed into my chest on the street outside, accompanied by the question: "What are you?" Hastily abandoning a flimsy cover story, I admit that I am a reporter with this magazine. My interlocutor appears baffled. "But what football team are you?" he says.

I tell him, he rolls his eyes, grabs me by the forearm and hauls me inside. During the next month visiting mafrishes in south London, I will be scorned often for being a Tottenham Hotspur supporter. Issues of my nationality (British), ethnicity (white) and profession (journalist) pass without comment. No one attempts to recruit me to al-Shabaab.

According to most recent figures, there are close to 110,000 Somalis in the UK, around 35 per cent of whom admit to consuming khat on a regular basis. Although some women indulge in the home or with female friends, khat chewing is most commonly regarded as a male pastime, particularly in the mafrishes, which are frequently referred to as "Somali pubs". The analogy is obvious, even though Somalis, as Muslims, tend not to drink. In Africa, khat's stimulant properties make it the product of choice for long-distance lorry drivers, night-watchmen and students cramming for exams. But in the diaspora it has come to be regarded as a cheap luxury, known to be an aid for relaxation and conversation. Men congregate to network, discuss politics and family or work issues. They watch the news or football matches, chew the fat â€" and chew khat.

A bundle of khat â€" long, reddish-green stems from the catha edulis plant, which are wrapped in a banana leaf to retain succulence during transportation â€" costs £3 in the London mafrishes I visited. Chewers typically buy a couple of bundles from the owner, take a chair and begin preparing the product to suit their tastes. They feed the shoots into the side of their mouths, chew, and absorb the juices that contain khat's t wo active alkaloids, cathine and cathinone. They then either store the mashed-up khat in a wad inside the cheek or more commonly discard the remnants in a bucket, lined with a blue carrier bag.

Sessions stretch to several hours, during which khat's bitter taste is mitigated by soft drinks or sweet tea. Long-term chewers often suffer dental issues as a result of a prodigious sugar intake.

Oral hygiene, however, is the least of many concerns surrounding khat. In January, the government in The Netherlands announced its intention to prohibit khat, which would bring the country in line with 14 other EU member states, as well as both Canada and the USA. The move would leave the UK as the sole country in western Europe with a legal khat market, and although recent upheavals in the Dutch government have cast doubt on these plans, already some British MPs are fearing Britain will be isolated as a hub of illegal export.

"The best approach is not to be out of step wit h the rest of the western world," said Mark Lancaster MP, who is leading calls for a ban. He said his bid for prohibition began with a plea for action from within the 5,000-strong Somali community in his constituency, Milton Keynes.

Attacks on khat use are nothing new, but have previously focused on its alleged medical and social harms. Although firm evidence is scant, khat chewing has long been associated with various ailments, particularly in its heaviest users. Casual chewers admit to slight hangovers, insomnia and bad dreams, but a minority, usually put at around 10 per cent, also develop some kind of dependence. Some psychotic-like behaviour has also been ascribed to khat use, even though direct causal links are difficult to identify.

Khat chewers are pejoratively portrayed as indolent and work-shy, and it is frequently cited as a factor in the disintegration of family units. The male stays up through the night to chew, sleeps late, returns to the mafrish th e following afternoon and neither finds a job nor sees his family, leaving his wife as the sole breadwinner, role model and parent.

In 2005, a Home Office report concluded that khat should not be controlled in part because its use does not "appear likely to spread to the wider community", a statement that drew criticism for its apparent reluctance to address an issue that affects only a minority.

However, other commentators say that imposing prohibition on a cultural practice deeply interwoven into a specific community would represent unwarranted interference. Other factors are said to be more crucial to the discussion; khat is both red herring and scapegoat.

"The khat debate is thorny," said Dr Neil Carrier, of the African Studies Centre at Oxford. "Anti-khat sentiment appeals to the left and right. Some want to ban as it is supposedly harming minority communities; others as it is a drug chewed by 'lazy immigrants'."

Other observers say khat prohibit ion would lead to far more significant problems, including the criminalisation of Somalis who would continue to chew, or else turn to booze or harder drugs with disastrous consequences. Nevertheless the Home Office has commissioned the Advisory Council on Misuse of Drugs to review the case of khat in the UK once more, and its findings are due by the end of the year.

In the mafrishes I visit, evidence of khat's ability to lubricate conversation accumulates at notebook-scorching pace. Most chewers I met follow the debate about khat closely and say that discourse has been distorted by campaigners who highlight only the most extreme abuses, as if the subject of alcohol was only regarded with reference to chronic alcoholics and wife-beaters. Moderate khat chewers, who partake as part of an otherwise normal western life, consider their cause to be all but ignored.

Abdulkadir Araru, a Kenyan journalist, highlighted a logistical impediment to the chewers' case, which has excluded them from consultation. "We cannot campaign to legalise khat because it is already legal," he said. Another chewer added: "As long as it's legal, there's no way to shout about it".

In my time in the mafrishes, I met at least three bus drivers and a couple of security guards. I met one telecoms engineer, still wearing his high-visibility vest and branded overalls, and one electricity-meter reader. There was a motorway service station manager; students of biochemistry and business studies; a retired Air Force engineer; and a shift manager of a five-star hotel, who said he used to play for Chelsea's youth team before suffering a career-ending knee injury. One man was a former minister in a previous iteration of the Somali government, and at least two others were prominent members of Somali community groups, with agendas promoting their country-folk's causes in the UK. The man who first demanded to know my football allegiance was a former double-glazing salesman.

I also met Ethiopians, Kenyans, one Eritrean and a Norwegian citizen, of Somali extraction, visiting relatives in London. The mafrish in Peckham is essentially a converted, small, one-bedroom flat, where chewing takes place in the kitchen. One mafrish near to Elephant and Castle retains the look of its previous purpose â€" a café â€" and now offers free wi-fi (one man was uploading his CV to a recruitment site), food and drink. The khat is kept cool in a former cake display unit, and a sign on the wall instructs visitors: "Once you pay for your khat there will be no refund or exchange". According to patrons, police often visit the premises, in uniform, and buy khat to take away.

The youngest chewer of khat I met was 21, the oldest 76. His white hair, white beard and khaki clothing complemented a life story that began on a farm in Somalia, progressed through two wives, several countries and thousands of bundles of khat. "My life has not been affected, so why sho uld they ban it? Still I am strong," he said.

Notably, however, there were no women â€" and for many observers it is the delicate gender politics in Somali communities that has inflamed much of the khat debate. Typically, women and children settled in Britain before their husbands after leaving the East African refugee camps during the turmoil of the 1990s. Thus Somali women tend to be better integrated and can often be the principal source of income. An unemployed man's khat habit can be seen as an abandonment of familial responsibility and an inversion of societal norms.

The most prominent anti-khat campaigner in the UK, however, is a man. By his own admission, Abukar Awale was once a problem khat user, who found his life consumed by the routine of his habit. He fell into a life of petty crime and after an altercation left him in Middlesex Hospital with serious stab wounds, he dedicated his life to the outlawing of the substance he blamed for his ills.

"I know a lot of young people are going through the same thing, thinking 'It's legal, it's culturally acceptable, it must be safe'," Awale told me. "I tell people... look for medical harms, social harms. I strongly, strongly believe khat should not be legal in this country."

Awale's fervour has led him to petition and demonstrate outside Downing Street, into liaison meetings with the Metropolitan Police and has made him a familiar face on Somali television channels, of which there are at least six in the UK. He works in a school in Wembley, north London, with one of the largest Somali populations in the country, and he is the commonly-accepted embodiment of an immigrant success story. He cites a Somali Achievement Award in 2010 as evidence of a mandate to talk on behalf of the majority of Somalis in the UK, even though he is a far from popular figure in the mafrishes.

The links to al-Shabaab have been an unexpected boon to Awale's campaign and his focus now is to c onsolidate what are at present unconfirmed, and hotly contested, ties. "This is the tool for me," Awale said. "I will put this on the table and say, 'Now you must act'. And they will act. When this country hears terrorism, they will act."

In May, seven people were arrested in the UK for the attempted smuggling of khat to the United States, and they will appear in court next month on charges of "mis-description of parcels for exportation". Meanwhile, an investigation is ongoing into claims that the profits from the trades are being diverted to al-Shabaab. Many commentators think these links are fanciful, however, and point instead to a long-established problem with tracing the final destination of funds from any commodity in a relatively informal trade arrangement.

The 56 tonnes per week of khat currently imported to the UK generate £2.9m in duty annually, and HMRC is already attempting to render transparent the money trails of the khat market, an ongoing project prompted initially by evidence of under-reporting, according to Dr Neil Carrier. A useful knock-on effect would be that with firm details of legitimate Kenyan exporters' bank accounts, the allegations of links between khat and al-Shabaab could be investigated more thoroughly. Prohibition, though, would bring an abrupt halt to the endeavours and could propagate the kind of black market already known in North America and Scandinavia.

"Once it's banned, the price goes up, the profit opportunity is there and all sorts of shady players will find it interesting to deal in khat," said Axel Klein, of Sussex University, who has written about khat trades â€" both legal and illegal â€" across the world. "If we have a market here for £20-£30 a bundle, people will say: 'Oh yeah, let's get involved'."

The same fears run through the debate about alleged recruitment in the mafrishes. Many commentators believe that only after prohibition would al-Shabaab be free to exert its i nfluence, justifying in the name of jihad their dealings with a substance forbidden by strict Islamic doctrine. An increase in imprisoned Somalis, or with job prospects hindered by criminal records, would provide a fertile ground for terror cells.

"If the UK government bans khat, I can say absolutely that they are supporting extremism," said a chewer named Abdi Ismail. "Al-Shabaab would be happy. They would finally have a say in the British system."

Ismail is 61, with short grey hair and a greying moustache. When he chews, a deep green residue appears around the corners of his mouth, which he regularly wipes away with a tissue kept close at hand. But for a four-month period, during which he completed the Hajj (the pilgrimage to Mecca), Ismail says he has chewed every day for 41 years. He now exerts a paternal air of authority in the mafrishes, and is known across London.

"I would rather the youngsters are here, where I know they are with good Somalis, inste ad of on the streets where they would be with drug dealers," Ismail said.

I spoke to two of the younger chewers â€" Zaki, aged 21, and Mohamed, 24 â€" who tend to sit in a different room in the Peckham mafrish. The television is turned off from the ubiquitous news and sport channels in the main chewing room, and instead they listen to music played from mobile phones. Although they confess that their parents do not like them chewing, both say they do so only about once a week, with a two-bundle maximum, and that they consider it to be much safer habit than drinking or other drugs. They were sitting in a mafrish when they first found out about the London riots last summer, in which many of their peers were involved, and did not join the rush to the streets.

The mention of al-Shabaab is met with genuine confusion. "I've heard about it but I've never seen it," said Zaki. "I don't understand how they can do it. To recruit, this is the last place they'll come."

T o many of the academics who have been drawn into discussions over khat use, there is an obvious solution to all of the vexing issues: regulation within a legal framework. Both Carrier and Klein are joined by many chewers â€" as well as councillors in Brent, who conducted a review into khat in their north-west London borough this year â€" in suggesting a licensing system for mafrishes and closer control on sales of khat.

"If you are determined to do something that will be socially beneficial, it probably is going to be the hard work option of some form of regulation," Carrier said. "It's the hardest thing to do but â€" ironically for people campaigning for a ban â€" I think that would be taking it as seriously as possible."

Licensing would almost certainly mean a price increase on khat, and the closure of many of the smaller mafrishes for whom profit margins are already slim. But the regulated utopia described by some observers includes improved chewing conditions as outlets conform to health and safety statutes; prohibited sale to vulnerable minors; better product, cleansed of residual pesticides; and proven, clean money trails to legitimate farmers, who are not robbed of their livelihoods by the collapse of their most lucrative market.

The bus stop closest to the Peckham mafrish is outside one of England's proud licensed institutions. Sunday night is karaoke night and two patrons come tumbling out from behind windows shrouded in St George's crosses, and a clumsy rendition of a 1970s soul classic. Perhaps it is a delayed reaction to the khat, but only now do I begin to feel paranoid and nervous, and hopeful that there are no more questions about football. The beleaguered "Somali pub" seems a much more welcoming place.

Dr Christian Jessen: 'I am rather scraping the bottom of the barrel'

Dr Christian Jessen: 'I am rather scraping the bottom of the barrel'

And as I am watching this Generation Game-style conveyer belt of absolutely nothing I would care to win and take home, I am always thinking: 'There is no shame, we are all the same'. I most certainly hope not! And: what stops Dr Dawn and Dr Pixie and Dr Christian exclaiming "Fuck me" and running from the room, and retraining as bus drivers? I know I would. Heck, I can't even get up on the days I have to fill in my VAT return, so imagine if I knew I had to meet a man who's had an itchy bum for 22 years?

So this is what is preoccupying me when I meet my favourite EB doctor, Dr Christian (Jessen). I love Dr Christian. I adore Dr Christian. I worship Dr Christian. If he were ever to ask me to lean over for a rectal exam I would, like a shot. I'd consider it an honour, a privilege. He is a dish. He is buff. He always looks as if he is going to burst out of one of his amazingly loud Hawes Curtis shirts, like a superhero. He seems to run the 'penis gallery', of which he is inordinately proud â€" possibly because it's the only one in the country â€" entirely on his own, which is enormously laudable. He has a chiselled jaw. He has a cute dimple on his chin. He has the most gallantly charming bedside manner. I am even praying that, in my excitement, I don't lean over spontaneously, and say: "Go on, then. Might as well, while we are both here". That said, I wouldn't be the first when it comes to this sort of thing.

He says he was once at The Wolseley and "having dinner with a friend I was at medical school with, and we don't see each other very often, so were having a catch-up, when this slightly drunk lady comes running over to my table and she hitches all her skirts up to show me her inner thighs and this stubbly, shaving rash thing, and wants advice. Well, of course, the whole Wolseley can see, and it goes quiet, and I just wanted to curl up and die, and my friend was like: 'Is this what life is like for you now?' and I said: 'Yes'." And did you offer her advice? Shaving rashes down there are no joke, you know. Itchy as hell. "Well, what do you do? You can't say: 'I'm sorry, go away', so you start giving her advice, then you think: 'Hang on, I don't have to do this'." You don't? A woman sticks her fanny in your face while you're eating, and you don't feel obliged to drop your fork and have a closer look? Isn't that against the Hippocratic Oath? He laughs, which is odd. You're not worried about being struck off, I ask. He says: "Of course, as a doctor, you're always on duty. So when I'm in the back of a cab it's always: 'My missus loves your show. Now you are here, what do you think of my knee?' You just can't avoid it, and I accept it."

We meet at a London hotel. He is 35, and wearing a red-and-blue, checked Hawes Curtis shirt today. He is quite the gym bunny, and at one point I cop a feel of his biceps, and can report as follows: sensational. He is excited, he says, because he has tickets for Liza M innelli tonight. I think even if you didn't know he was gay (drat!) you'd figure it out quite smartly. He loves Liza. He asks: "How old is she now?" One hundred and 10, I suggest. "She just gets it right in the way Madonna doesn't," he says, "although it's probably best to pretend David Gest never happened, and just move on." I thank him for taking time off from his penis gallery. Does it have a café? Are tips encouraged? Is a big tip better than a measly tip, or is it what you do with that tip that counts? "You're obsessed by the penis gallery!" he protests. I say I'll get round to the vulva and breast gallery, but they are newer, plus I can't spend all my time visiting galleries. I'm a busy person. He says the website is a phenomenon. It's had more than 100 million page views to date. "As a doctor, how many people do you ever get a chance to give advice to in your lifetime? And you've suddenly got this opportunity." He says the same of the show. "Only a few weeks ago, Daw n got a text from a radiologist saying that after we did a breast check special on the show, five women came in with lumps, of which three had breast cancer. These were discovered because they'd watched the breast check and done it. That, to me, justifies it all."

The show is, I think, properly Reithian. It informs, educates and entertains, if rather ghoulishly, and even if you can only watch it from behind your hands, or the sofa. I ask Dr Christian if he has his own particular hates. "Feet and snot," he says. And what's the worst case you have ever encountered on EB? "There was a chap called David who I'll never forget and who had a condition with his armpits. His armpits were literally rotting." Yet you didn't exclaim "Fuck me" and run from the room? How do you do that? The worst I've ever heard you say is: "Oh my word". He says: "It's such a boring answer and I'm really sorry to give you this, but this is what we do. It's not the first time we've seen it. Some of t he things are pretty extreme, and we do acknowledge that, but I don't think it helps the patient to go 'Fuck me', does it?"

Fair enough, but one of the things that mystifies me is why these people haven't been to their GP and, if they have, why haven't they been urgently treated? "The truth is many have seen their GP, but we decide to cut out the whole 'I've been to my GP and he was flipping useless' type thing. We just can't get into that and legally it's dodgy and the show is not about that. I've had some real rants on camera along the lines of 'What the hell has your GP been doing?' but it's always cut out, and rightly so. David had been to his GP on multiple occasions and the GP had said: 'There is nothing I can do. Off you go'. Even when we got involved and started saying, 'Look you need to do this', the GP got very uppity and said, 'I am not going to be told what to do by TV doctors'. It was really difficult and I was furious."

He seems like a fantastic doc tor; the kind of doctor who is actually interested in his patients which, in my experience, is a novelty. (I can scarcely keep my own GP awake.) And he is gloriously out there on Twitter, answering endless queries with his Caps Lock on, which is just so endearing somehow. Can mosquitoes spread HIV? NO! Can peeing with an erection cause any damage? ONLY TO THE BATHROOM FLOOR AND WALLS! What are you having for dinner? CHICKEN AND MUSHROOM PIE!

"I just love the whole concept of Twitter," he says, "but was, initially, very strict about not giving medical advice, as it's not the right forum, it's inappropriate, and I'd get in hot water for doing it, but then I thought: why not? No one else is doing it. So let's give it a go and bugger what the GMC think." He also likes the fame, I think. "You'd be amazed by the people who are fans of the show," he says. "I was walking down Marylebone High Street recently and I was getting a sandwich or something for lunch and this big chauf feur-driven car pulls up next to me and this door swings open and a bearded, long-haired chap leaps out and he's like, 'Oh mate, mate, I just wanted to say I fucking love your show'. It was Noel Gallagher and he said, 'Can I shake your hand?'. I was like, Noel Gallagher, sure you can shake my hand! That was a very surreal moment for me." I hope you had washed your hands? "I had!"

He never wanted to be a doctor. He actually wanted to be involved in music somehow. "I was musical at school. I'm an oboist and that's what I really wanted to do, or I wanted to direct opera, but I was never quite good enough to make it. However, I was also academic, loved sciences, and could pass exams easily. It is nothing to do with intelligence. I think it's technique. I just got exams and I just loved biology and chemistry and it was suggested to me that perhaps I might like to try medicine. I had never really thought about it before."

His father, Peter, who comes from a town on the German/Danish border, was a physicist and chemical engineer whose interest was burning flames, and who was Marketing Director for British Gas before his retirement. His mother, Lee, is a linguist. He was brought up in Hammersmith, west London, but dispatched to boarding school at seven, which seems awfully young. "Yes it was. I see that now but never saw it then. I remember being very, very homesick in the first few years. I remember going to the loo in the night and looking out of the window at the sky and obviously having very profound thoughts about loneliness and things like that." What was your parents' reasoning? "That I would get better opportunities and a better education."

He says he has always known he was gay. "I never went through a grim patch of wondering, which was quite lucky, although I did go through a patch of wishing I wasn't, because at school it just wasn't easy and I didn't fit in when all my friends were off having girlfriends and I was left out , thinking: 'This isn't much fun, I don't really want this'. At that time, gay people were portrayed as clowns." Like Larry Grayson, say? Or John Inman? "Yes, and they were rather tragic, lonely figures." But surely some of your fellow pupils were gay? "Yes, but you didn't talk about it that much. You didn't go around going, 'I think I might be gay. What about you? No? Oh well!'."

Did you ever have to sit your parents down? "They always knew. I was an only child and we were always open and there was very little doubt, I think." Because you loved Liza? "Exactly. My dad was a huge Liza Minnelli fan so he probably made me gay. It's probably his fault!" Were you taunted at school? "Ironically, I was taunted for liking girls and for hanging out with the girls and wanting to play with the girls. That was what I was teased for, a lot."

He has been open about suffering from body dysmorphia. I ask him to explain this to me. Is it a fear of people not thinking you're good looking? "No, that's not it at all. It has nothing to do with aesthetics. It's looking in the mirror and not seeing who you are. At school, I was a tall, lanky beanpole, and it's a reaction to that. That's what I see in the mirror on a bad day. So my constant gym work and everything is a fight against that. It's to put on weight, put on shape and be more masculine looking. It's not do with: 'Oh, I want to be beautiful'. It's, 'I want to be different from how I was'. You can't stop seeing the old you. And with gay men particularly, body dysmorphia is a massive issue. It's to do with being bullied at school, being the wimpy kid, the slightly effeminate kid who is never picked for sports teams. It's about wanting to be more manly than the guys who used to bully you."

I say I've got to that terrible age when I look in the mirror and I see my mother. "Ah, mother dysmorphia syndrome," he says, knowledgably. But if you have these insecurities, I ask, why would you choose to g o into television? And why the... um... interesting shirts, which grab so much attention? "Good point. Never thought of that. I vary how comfortable I feel in the shirts. Some of them I will put them out and I'll go, 'Oh, I don't know, this is pushing it. This is bright. This is a bit Nigerian taxi driver'. They've now become a cult thing and people expect me to wear them."

He studied medicine at UCL, receiving a bachelor's degree in medicine and a master's degree in sexual health, bookended by stints in Kenya and Africa in clinics for infectious diseases. On his return he was put up for TV bits and bobs, and was then offered Embarrassing Bodies. I say it's the sort of show where it's easy to see what is in it for the viewer, particularly as it relies on that reality television staple, the makeover which, in this instance, means teeth are restored, breasts are evened out, armpits are de-rotted and the recipient is always satisfyingly grateful. But I'm still baffled. OK , the prospect of prompt, private treatment must be an incentive, but what about the woman with the massive vagina (with echo) who slept separately from her husband, but was happy to reveal all on television? What's the psychology behind that? "I don't know!" he exclaims. "It may be that showing a doctor is not the same as showing your husband." But she was also showing the whole nation. "Remember, when you do television, it's not really showing it to the nation. It's coming to see me and OK, there's a cameraman and a sound man and the director, but that's all." That would be more than enough for me, I say. "I am rather scraping at the bottom of the barrel here," he admits.

De-personalisation? "Maybe. Usually, people come on because they have watched the show and think, 'If anyone is going to fix it, you guys will'. Others believe firmly in what the show is trying to do, and want to raise awareness of their own condition." And what happens when a condition turns out to be too weighty for the programme? "We say no, and I have done that a few times. I had a case that was pitched to me as, 'This chap has been volunteering, clearing up bodies from the tsunami, and he now has a tropical disease'. I saw him. Aids! I instantly recognised it without a test. I told the execs: we are not going to film this. I need to take him off and have a chat." Did he receive treatment? "I sorted him out. HIV is what I do." He is totally in awe of the HIV virus: "It is genius. It is a virus that can't even replicate itself. It's essentially a non-living being, if you like, yet every single treatment we've devised against it, it has found a way around. It mutates, so we can't make a vaccine. It evades the body's immune system. It relies on us having sex, which we do. It is so, so clever."

He is not a good patient himself. He is scared of operations, "because I don't like being in the hands of someone and not having any control". Are you a control freak gene rally? "Yes," he says. "I am a nightmare to live with. Thankfully I have found someone who can put up with me, but I've had to learn to be less so, and it's not easy." He lives on the South Bank with his boyfriend of seven years, and his dog, a miniature pinscher, Bruno. I love dogs almost as much as I love Dr Christian. Does Bruno sleep in bed with you? "Of course. He snuggles up and that's the way it should be, I think."

I could sit and talk to Dr Christian all day. He has the arrogance required to be a doctor, but has retained his self-awareness. He is magnificently charming and, I think, compassionate. He also leads a full life. He still plays his oboe, and has taught himself the bagpipes. He enjoys world cinema. "Have you seen Festen?" he asks. "Ridicule?" The opera he would most like to direct is "one which you won't have heard of unless you're an opera buff, King Roger by Szymanowski. It's a Polish opera. It's fantastic. Simon Rattle did it once which was wonder ful." But eventually he has to go, off to Harley Street, where he practises as a private doctor two days a week. I hug him goodbye (yum), and wish him luck with the penis gallery. I even say: I could man the café at weekends, if that would be helpful? As a rule, readers, I like a generous tip, but ultimately I'll leave that to you.

Girl who sought cancer treatment in Mexico dies

Girl who sought cancer treatment in Mexico dies

Olivia Downie died peacefully in the early hours of yesterday morning.

Her family said they were "blessed" to have had her in their lives.

Olivia and her family, from Fraserburgh in Aberdeenshire, flew to the Central American country this month to get her treatment for neuroblastoma, an aggressive form of cancer.

While there, she fell seriously ill and her family was told she would need expensive medical treatment on any flight home. Olivia and her parents, Lauren and Steven, touched down in Aberdeen on a medical plane on Wednesday after a fundraising drive helped meet the cost. She was taken to Royal Aberdeen Children's Hospital.

In a statement released through NHS Grampian, her parents said: "It is with great sadness that we announce that our darling daughter Olivia slipped away peacefully this morning after her long and courageous battle. We are so thankful that, thanks to the generosity of so many people, we have been able to take her home to Sc otland so she could have her family by her side. Words cannot express how grateful we are that this final journey was made possible.

"We would like to extend our gratitude to the medical and nursing teams, both at NHS Grampian and overseas, who have also been part of our lives for so long. We were blessed to have had Olivia in our lives and her cheeky smile that shone like a star will be with us forever."

The charity Families Against Neuroblastoma (Fan) helped the family raise funds to bring her home. Almost £155,000 was donated.

Olivia was diagnosed in January 2009 after suffering severe backache and tiredness. Following visits to GPs, she was taken to Royal Aberdeen Children's Hospital and diagnosed with neuroblastoma.

Fan said Olivia had a tumour the size of a grapefruit in her stomach.

Sexiest date ever: Kim takes Kanye to her laser hair removal appointment

Sexiest date ever: Kim takes Kanye to her laser hair removal appointment

Kim Kardashian's already described herself as "Armenian and hairy" so we're not surprised that she goes to a hair removal clinic once a month. We are, though, a bit confused as to why she's taken her boyfriend along too. We'd rather break up with our boyfriends than reveal we have hair under our armpits, on our upper lips and other gross places. Surely hair removal is a personal, secret thing?

Actually, what are we talking about? If Kanye's even seen one episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, he probably knows more about Kim's body than her own mum. Maybe Kanye was getting his bikini line done on Kim's suggestion?

At least she dressed up nice for the date ...

The newly hair-free Kim and Kanye have only just got back to LA from the UK, so it's good to know a trip to the LaserAway was the first sexy date they had planned in. Part 527 of her Oprah interview was shown on US TV earlier this week (seriously, the chat must have lasted days, as Oprah's stretched it out for about a week) and Kim, 31, says that being "pretty" is a full time occupation. "'It is a job. Gym everyday. I've lasered everything," she told Oprah.

On Daybreak this week, she told Lorraine Kelly: "I'm such a perfectionist I don’t think I'm ever really comfortable. I still have some cellulite. Spanx ... trust me, they are like the greatest invention." We think now is the time to remember, back in 2008, when Kim's ex BFF Paris Hilton told a load of reporters: "I would not want [Kim's butt] â€" it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag." Nice.

Does it look a bit like Kim's forcing Kanye inside here?

Kim also revealed this week that she has a spray tan every ten days, and the spray tan tent comes to her house. "I know it's a lot, but I love it," she says. She's right: what with the gym, the tanning and the hair removal, you'd barely have time to go for dinner with your boyfriend. No wonder she's dragging Kanye to the laser clinic.

Shiny jeans - Kanye, this is not a good look

On Oprah, Kim also talked about her relationship with Kanye - saying it's "comforting". "We met almost a decade ago," she said. "We've known each other for a very long time. We've been friends for six or seven years. I don't know why it took us so long to get together... I think we've always had an attraction to each other but we've always been in other relationships or it wasn't the right timing. And one day it just happened. It took me by surprise." And denying the relationship is just for TV, she said: "It's your heart you're playing with. I couldn't sacrifice my heart for a publicity stunt."

Aww. Well, we believe her. Not only has she been bonding with the other girlfriends in Kanye's friendship group (yes, actual Beyonce) but she's even been to Birmingham with him. Now that's love.

Even in the most un-sexy moments, Kanye's still going for the bum grab. Nice.

 

 

Kamis, 28 Juni 2012

Newly elected leader of BMA seeks urgent talks with health minister over strike threat

Newly elected leader of BMA seeks urgent talks with health minister over strike threat

Dr Mark Porter, an anaesthetist from Coventry, faces a tough start to his three-year tenure at the BMA amid concerns that more strikes could threaten public support for the profession. But the mood among doctors on the final day of the BMA’s annual general meeting in Bournemouth was grimly determined.

An emergency motion passed today included the possible withdrawal of doctors from new clinical commissioning groups, which could destabilise the Government’s controversial NHS reforms. However, it fell short of calling for a new date for strike action.

Dr Kevin O’Kane, an emergency medicine consultant, said: “Andrew Lansley is not content to milk the cash cow, he thinks he can slaughter the cow and carry on milking it, but it doesn’t work that way...doctors are not just going to lie there and let you keep kicking sand in our faces.”

But Dr Porter tonight said that a final decision on further action had been delayed until 18 July.

“We ne ed to explore the potential for a further agreement...doctors are very angry at what’s happening with NHS pensions.

“We have always sought talks taking place on a fair and reasonable basis, and that’s what we want to do.”

The doctors also passed a motion calling for the resignation of Health Minister Andrew Lansley, declaring that he had misled the public and the profession, and could not be trusted to run the health service.

This vote of no confidence reflected the anger among many of the BMA doctors towards the coalition government’s controversial reorganisation of the NHS, and the perceived move toward privatisation. 

But those speaking against it said it would make it impossible for the new chairman to negotiate with Mr Lansley.

Shadow health secretary Andy Burnham was quick to pounce, calling the vote a “crushing defeat” for Mr Lansley, though it reality it was a pretty close vote.

The doctors are aggrieved by what they feel is an unfair attack on their pensions deal, especially as a new deal was only struck in 2008. They argue that the NHS pension fund is healthy and sustainable with an annual £2bn surplus, but the government says this is a misleading as within a few years, there will be more money going out of the pot than being paid in.

The government insists the reforms are non-negotiable, because they are necessary for the long-term sustainability of public finances. Thousands of operations and non-urgent appointments were cancelled last week as doctors took their first industrial action in 40 years.

Outside the debating hall The Independent spoke to GPs, paediatrician's and anaesthetists who all said the mood at the conference reflected the feelings among most doctors across the UK.

“The government is mistaking doctors’ dedication and commitment to their patients for weakness,” said one paediatrician.

In his final speech as chair on Monday, Dr Ha mish Meldrum urged the union to find a “sensible way out” of the dispute or risk losing the public’s trust.

Mr Lansley said: “Our proposals are fair to staff and to the taxpayer and mean that the NHS pension scheme will remain one of the best anywhere. But we cannot prioritise doctors over all the other health workers.”

Supreme Court stands behind Obamacare

Supreme Court stands behind Obamacare

The 5-to-4 ruling is momentous vindication for President Obama who, against the counsel even of some Democrats, dedicated most of his energies in the first months of his term to win the reforms.

To a significant degree his main policy legacy to date was saved from oblivion yesterday. At the same time, it is sure to galvanise conservative opponents of Mr Obama and hand a key issue to Mitt Romney, the Republican challenger, in November.

No ruling has been more anticipated since the 2000 decision that handed the presidency to George W Bush. But the final fate of the sweeping reforms known popularly as Obamacare, which were designed to put America on a path at last to align itself with other industrialised nations that guarantee health protection for their citizens, now moves out of the Court and into the ballot boxes this November.

The Court found that the so-called individual mandate at the heart of the reform law, which will require nearly every American t o buy health insurance, does not violate the US constitution and therefore can stand. Controversially, however, it said that penalties that would be levied on those who do not comply must be considered as a tax â€" a ruling that could be electorally toxic for Mr Obama in November's presidential race.

"It is reasonable to construe what Congress has done as increasing taxes on those who have a certain amount of income, but choose to go without health insurance," the key passage in the ruling, arguably the most important in a generation, said. "Such legislation is within Congress's power to tax." To the dismay of conservatives, Chief Justice John Roberts, appointed to the court by Mr Bush, sided with the majority in upholding the reforms.

"Today's decision was a victory for people all over this country" Mr Obama said last night, offering a shopping list of new benefits he said the law, formally called the Affordable Care Act, will offer. The headline changes include expanding the existing Medicare programme to help cover the more than 30 million people who do not have insurance today, preventing insurance companies from turning away people with pre-existing conditions and allowing young Americans to remain on their parents' policies until they are 26 years old.

The battle over healthcare law, which largely takes effect in 2014, has been a lead weight in Mr Obama's shoes from the start, something he freely conceded yesterday. "It should be pretty clear by now that I didn't do this because it was good politics," he said. "I did it because it was good for the country."

The anger of conservatives erupted within moments of the ruling coming out as hundreds of opponents â€" and supporters â€" of the Act gathered in a noisy crush on the steps of the Supreme Court. Each side competed for the attention with bells, drums, whistles, kazoos, funny costumes and placards under a blazing morning sun.

"We want freedom. The government and the Democrats are the slavers, the Democrats have always been the slaver party," blurted Susan Clarke, a Tea Party advocate who had come here from Venice, California.

But others basked in the ruling. "I am overjoyed," Barry Karas, a Washington DC resident, declared. "I was really fearful about what might happen here, but this is incredible. It's a big victory for the Obama administration and for the United States".

Within the hour, the leadership of the Republican-controlled House of Representatives vowed to hold a vote on 11 July to repeal the Act. But any repeal bill is certain to be defeated by the Democrat majority in the Senate.

Mr Romney instantly appropriated the issue casting himself as the last hope for conservatives who want to see the reforms killed. "If we're going to get rid of Obamacare, we're going to have to replace President Obama," he said in Washington. "My mission is to make sure we do exactly that."

"I always felt like Peter Parker": Andrew Garfield reveals Spider-Man role is boyhood dream come true

"I always felt like Peter Parker": Andrew Garfield reveals Spider-Man role is boyhood dream come true

It’s a mixed-up world when a Los Angeles-born Englishman gets to play a distinctly New York superhero.

But then Andrew Garfield has been longing to play Spider-Man since he was a boy.

And not only did Andrew get to fulfil his dream role in the new blockbuster The Amazing Spider-Man, it’s strongly rumoured he’s found love with his attractive blonde co-star, Emma Stone.

Garfield puts his early interest in gymnastics down to wanting to “simulate” the Marvel Comics webslinger’s gravity-defying antics.

“Since I was three, I’ve been a big fan of him,” says Andrew, 28.

Andrew Garfield attends the 'The Amazing Spider-Man'
Looks good in a suit, which is handy

“He’s been my hero. So it’s bizarre for me to be finding myself in this position... very surreal.”

Echoing the casting of the Bournemouth-raised Christian Bale (as Batman) and the Jersey-born Henry Cavill (Superman in next year’s Man Of Steel), Garfield’s turn in The Amazing Spider-Man proves just how hot British actors are in Hollywood now.

Admittedly, while his mother is from Essex, Garfield is half-American â€" and he’s always felt the transatlantic pull.

“America always seemed to me this foreign land that I imagined I could escape to if I needed to get away,” he says.

Although Andrew was living in Guildford from the age of three, his Californian father was equally romantic about the life he’d left behind.

“He romanticised the period in his life when he lived in LA,” Andrew explains.

Spiderman
Iconic: The superhero in action

“He still talks about it very fondly. So it’s nice that I’m now able to spend some time there and go back and forth between LA and London. I think that California thing is something I’ve always been drawn to. It calls to me.”

After studying at London’s Central School Of Speech And Drama, partly financed via a job in Starbucks, even Garfield’s early work had a US flavour â€" appearing in the Doctor Who episode Daleks In Manhattan.

So it was no surprise that Garfield made his film debut Stateside, when Robert Redford selected him to play a politically engaged student for 2007’s Lions For Lambs.

He then won a BAFTA for the Channel 4 film Boy A, but it’s in Hollywood where his impact has been most keenly felt â€" not least playing Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin in The Social Network.

Still, taking on such an American icon as Spidey is enough to make any actor blanche â€" particularly given that it only seems like yesterday that Tobey Maguire was playing the role.

Garfield can still recall watching a pirate Portobello Market-bought DVD of the first of Maguire’s three Spider-Man outings in his “skanky apartment in North London” when he was 19, then practising the lines in the mirror.

“There will always be people that prefer Tobey,” Garfield shrugs.

Andrew Garfield attends the 'The Amazing Spider-Man'
One of the benefits of being Spider-Man is that you don't have to fight for a seat on public transport

“You can’t satisfy every single fan, even if that’s your intention.”

Thin, wiry and in perfect shape to slip into Spidey’s spandex suit, Andrew nevertheless admits he didn’t jump at the role the moment it was offered to him.

“Every single possible outcome went through my mind before I said yes,” he explains.

Whether it was the difficulty of rebooting a franchise still fresh in audiences’ minds, or taking on his first blockbuster role, or simply losing his anonymity, Garfield had to “ignore all my better instincts” and listen to that “loud” three-year-old boy inside him.

“He said, ‘You have one life and who are you to say no to playing one of your heroes?’” Andrew smiles.

“Actually, I always felt I was Peter Parker,” he adds, referring to Spider-Man’s teenage alter ego.

“Everything apart from his brilliance in science, that is.”

Raised in Surrey, where his parents ran an interior design business, Garfield’s middle-class Jewish upbringing may have been comfortable, but it was by no means easy.

“I was bullied in my first school between the ages of six and 12,” he reveals.

“I didn’t really know who I was, like many teenagers. That’s why everyone loves this character so much. He’s just the most universally normal teenage kid rebelling against his situation.”

Andrew contributed as much as he could to the script â€" even suggesting one scene where Peter Parker is seen skateboarding.

“I won a lot of the battles and lost a couple,” he grins.

“At least I fought. I gave everything I could. There’s only so much you can do. Eventually you have to let go.”

Andrew also clearly enjoyed acting alongside Emma Stone, who plays Peter Parker’s love interest Gwen Stacy, although the actor has so far refused to confirm their off-screen romance is for real.

What he will say is just how she took him by surprise.

Spiderman
Chemistry: It's got to be love

“Emma exceeded my expectations in the amount of depth that she had,” he explains.

“I’d only seen Zombieland and Superbad, where she is a comedienne. Then I saw she had this great emotional depth. She’s an incredible actress â€" the perfect Gwen Stacy.”

For her part, 23-year-old Stone is equally gushing.

“I don’t like inflating expectations, but I truly think he was wonderful,” she says.

Still, she won’t be the only one singing his praises as the film hits cinemas.

Is he ready for being swamped by fans wherever he goes?

“I’ll deal with it,” Andrew shrugs. “Besides, I like meeting people. If they want to hang out, then I’m up for chatting... on certain days!”

So what about the film itself? Here's our friendly neighbourhood film critic Dave Edwards gives his opinion on The Amazing Spider-Man:

Spiderman
Our man Dave Edwards reviews the new blockbuster

There were howls of protest when Sony announced last year that it was abandoning plans to make Spider-Man 4 and instead planned to reset the clock by ditching the original cast and taking the reboot route.

Sam Raimi’s three films, released between 2002 and 2007 had, after all, been feted as among the best superhero flicks ever made, taking a mighty $2.5billion between them.

And while there’s a lot to like about the new movie, it’s frustrating to have to sit through a story that doesn’t differ all that much from what’s come before.

Andrew Garfield (The Social Network, Never Let Me Go) replaces Tobey Maguire to play anguished schoolboy Peter Parker who’s raised by his uncle and aunt (Martin Sheen and Sally Field) after the disappearance of his parents.

Bullied by the local jocks and with a major crush on classmate Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone), he gains superpowers after being bitten by a genetically-engineered spider.

Using his new abilities, Peter decides to find out what happened to his mother and father, a journey that sets him on a collision course with eccentric scientist Dr Curt Connors (Rhys Ifans), whose attempts to regrow his arm turn the errant doc into the monstrous Lizard.

However, the plot isn’t all that different from Raimi’s 2002 film, although director Marc Webb gives more space to the burgeoning romance between Parker and his girl which gives the film a satisfying dose of emotional wallop.

It’s no surprise to learn Webb was the man behind the angsty relationship drama (500) Days Of Summer.

As for the inevitable Garfield vs Maguire comparisons, I’d go with the former who convincingly blends Parker’s vulnerability with his alter ego’s cockiness.

Overall, Spidey satisfies but never soars.

Rating 3/5

The Amazing Spider-Man is in cinemas from next Tuesday.

Why we've got to teach our kids to swim

Why we've got to teach our kids to swim

My mum was determined my sister and I would swim at the earliest age possible.

Twice a week she would take us to Snow Street baths in Newcastle, which in our time, hadn’t been chlorinated, the result being my sister and I were regularly infected with nits.

She would tie a belt around us to which she attached a piece of rope and, wrapping the end of it around her hand, throw us into the deep end and pull us toward the side, coughing, spluttering and flailing about.

Unorthodox yes, but it worked without mishap for me. My sister wasn’t so lucky.

I was swimming about watching my sister, all of three, heaved into the pool and my mother started to pull her in.

But the rope was empty. It had come undone and my sister was sitting on the bottom of the pool.

As I watched in horror, my mother dived in, fully clothed, and expertly swam with my sister to the side.

My mother had all her life-saving badges so I followed her example with my own children.

Learning to swim is an insurance policy. It can prevent disasters.

As a nation we’re poor swimmers. One in five UK adults can’t swim and about 400 people drown every year.

That’s about one life lost every 17 hours because nobody taught that person to swim.

A recent report from the Amateur Swimming Association showed one in three children can’t swim 25 yards by the time they leave primary school.

That stat means every summer 200,000 children aged 11 are vulnerable to drowning.

The National Curriculum stipulates by the end of key stage 2, at age 11, they should be able to pass the 25metre test but four out of 10 schools don’t offer swimming lessons to pupils.

Parents are failing children, too.

In Manchester, more than half the children who were having swimming lessons had never been in a pool before.

I’m puzzled by the reluctance. It seems to me that swimming is an essential life skill.

We all love being in the water but make sure you and your family are confident swimmers before you get in.

5 reasons to eat strawberries

1 They may reduce the risk of degenerative disease â€" strawberries are an amazing source of folate (the folic acid found in food). Inadequate amounts of folate in an ageing population can contribute to atherosclerosis, furring up of the arteries, and even a decline in mental function.

2 They could reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease by lowering LDL cholesterol. Strawberries can suppress inflammatory responses of the body, including those in heart disease.

3 Use strawberries to counteract stress â€" they contain over 100% of our daily recommended allowance of vitamin C in just one cupful. Studies show that when vitamin C is consumed during times of stress, it has the ability to bring our blood pressure down.

4 Prevent bone loss with strawberries â€" they are high in potassium, and high-potassium diets hav e been shown to reduce bone loss by preserving calcium stores and preventing the breakdown of bone that comes with the natural ageing process.

5 They’re high in antioxidants â€" strawberries contain anthocyanin, which is a powerful antioxidant that protects us from the damaging effects of our environment, especially the sun.

Energy drinks damaging teeth

Woman runner drinks sports drink in park
Woman runner drinks sports drink in park

Dr Poonam Jain of the ­Southern Illinois University School of Dental Medicine believes people who consume energy drinks are “essentially bathing their teeth with acid”.

He led a recent study into the effect of energy drinks on tooth enamel where samples of human tooth ­enamel were immersed in various sports and energy drinks for 15 minutes, and in artificial saliva for two hours.

This routine was repeated four times a day for five days, and the samples were stored in fresh artificial saliva at all other times. “This testing simulates the same exposure that a large proportion of American teens and young adults are subjecting their teeth to on a regular basis” says Jain.

The study showed that enamel damage was evident in just five days.

After consuming such drinks you should swill out your mouth with water afterwards, or chew sugar-free gum, to stimulate the flow of saliva, which neutralises acid and stops irreversible damage to your teeth.< /p>

Warning over shortage of midwives

Warning over shortage of midwives

Long-term vacancy rates for midwives have steadily increased in recent years, the Care Quality Commission (CQC) report found.

Although births in England increased by over 21% between 2001 and 2010, the number of midwives only increased by around 15%, from 18,048 to 20,790.

Louise Silverton, deputy general secretary of the Royal College of Midwives, said: "This supports and highlights all we have been saying for many years about the shortage of midwives and the need for serious investment in maternity services.

"A failure to have adequate numbers of midwives leads to mistakes and lower quality care.

"We recognise investment in midwifery training but this will be wasted if the newly qualified midwives cannot find jobs. Once qualified, they need support from experienced midwives whist they consolidate the skills learned during their training. Many of these midwives are those whose jobs are currently under threat.

"This Government must take this issue much more seriously and give it more attention than they are doing. If they do not mothers, babies and their families are the ones who will suffer the consequences of this Government's failure to ensure that maternity services have the resources to meet the demands facing them."

The union has launched an online petition calling for 5,000 more midwives in the NHS in England.

A Department of Health spokeswoman said: "Local healthcare organisations, with their knowledge of the patients they serve, are best placed to decide how many doctors, nurses and other health professionals they need to deliver high quality maternity services.

"The ratio between midwives and the birth rate now is similar to the rate 10 years ago, both have increased by around 17%. The birth-to-midwives ratio does not indicate the safety or quality of service provided."

The CQC report, which is based on findings from unannounced inspections of 14,000 health and social care providers in England, found that across the board one in 10 institutions were failing to meet staffing standards.

"The non-availability of temporary staff and organisations leaving vacancies open for a number of months - particularly for qualified staff - can lead to compromises in the quality of care given to people, and staff training and supervision," the CQC said.

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Doctors in industrial action call

Doctors in industrial action call

The British Medical Association's (BMA) annual conference in Bournemouth will hear debate on whether doctors will participate in a second day of action.

Last week GPs and hospital doctors staged their first industrial action in almost 40 years in protest at the reforms.

Dean Royles, the director of the NHS Employers organisation, urged doctors to avoid further protest.

He said: "As the BMA Council meets, I ask that they really put patients at the centre of their decision making and avoid further industrial action.

"The doctors' strike has pulled NHS patients into a dispute not of their making and no one wants to see that happen again."

Figures show the action last Thursday hit almost a fifth of GP practices.

Across the country, 2,703 operations were postponed and 18,717 outpatient appointments rescheduled, based on figures from strategic health authorities in England.

The BMA announced the day of action last month after it accused ministers of pressing ahead with "totally unjustified" increases in pension contributions and a later retirement age for doctors.

All non-urgent work was postponed in the affected areas, but doctors said they ensured patient safety was protected.

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Doctors call for more strikes over pension reforms

Doctors call for more strikes over pension reforms

Another day of action could see doctors running a Christmas Day-style skeleton service with only emergency services operating.

At the British Medical Association (BMA) conference in Bournemouth, a large majority of delegates voted on a motion which said "further industrial action was necessary".

But they stepped back from demanding another day of action be called immediately.

Last week doctors took industrial action for the first time in almost four decades by boycotting non-urgent care.

The BMA announced the move after it accused ministers of pressing ahead with "totally unjustified" increases in pension contributions and a later retirement age for doctors.

Today doctors debated the pension reforms and the prospect of taking more action.

They proposed that further industrial action by the BMA should be co-ordinated with other unions to maximise its impact

Doctors urged BMA leaders - who are meeting this afternoon - to "consider a range of options in defence of our pensions" including "withdrawal from clinical commissioning activity" and "in secondary care, withdrawal of labour with emergency cover only".

Even though the motions were passed by delegates, under BMA rules only the council can authorise industrial action.

Proposing the motions, Dr Kevin O'Kane said: "If we want to protect our pensions, we need to stay united and have no choice but to take further industrial action.

"Mr Lansley, congratulations, you've driven doctors to take industrial action for the first time in 40 years, well done.

"We don't want to take this action, it doesn't come naturally to us, but be assured we are fast learners.

"Last Thursday we learnt that, for future days of action to be be effective, they need to be tailored by practice."

The action last week left thousands of patients unable to have a planned operation or see their specialist or GP.

Figures show the action last Thur sday hit almost a fifth of GP practices.

Across the country, 2,703 operations were postponed and 18,717 outpatient appointments rescheduled, based on figures from strategic health authorities in England.

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"I gave up food entirely": Bride went to dangerously extreme measures to fit into her wedding dress

"I gave up food entirely": Bride went to dangerously extreme measures to fit into her wedding dress

Spooning two tablespoons of golden maple syrup into a cup of hot water, Shanice Zakuani stirred the gooey mixture before gulping it down.

Ignoring the rumbling of her stomach, she guzzled down another cup of the sugary drink to curb the hunger pangs stabbing through her body.

Then she slammed the cup down on the side and rushed out of the kitchen before she caved in and reached for the nearest chocolate bar.

By now Shanice, 22, a mum-of-two, from Peterborough, hadn’t eaten solid food for four days and her mood swings had become uncontrollable.

But she was convinced it would be worth the sacrifice to achieve the perfect figure.

Looking down at the sparkling ­engagement ring on her finger, she reminded herself why she was punishing her body like this.

She was following the gruelling Maple Syrup Diet to drop from a size 14 to a size 10 in just weeks.

It seemed an almost impossible feat, but Shanice was willing to do anything to ­ transform herself from frumpy mum to sexy bride in time for her wedding.

Her boyfriend, ­Peterborough United footballer, Gabriel Zakuani, 26, had surprised her by proposing and then announcing that he’d already booked the wedding in Las Vegas â€" in just four weeks’ time.

It meant Shanice wouldn’t have the usual few months to prepare for her big day, and slim down slowly ahead of the event like most brides.

“So I became obsessed with having the perfect body in time for my wedding day,” she says. “Even if it meant going to extreme lengths.

"I absolutely couldn’t bear the thought of walking down the aisle feeling fat.

“Every girl dreams of having the perfect wedding and I was no different. I wanted to look like I was worth a million pounds.

"There was no way I was going to get married in a size 14 dress, but my wedding was only a month away. I needed fast results.”

Extreme Dieter Shanice Zakuani with her husband Gaby on their wedding day in Vegas, Nevada
Four weeks later: A size 10 at her wedding

 

Shanice first heard about the diet in 2006, when Beyonce made it famous after losing a stone in just two weeks for her role in Dreamgirls.

“It seemed extreme but I was convinced it was the answer I needed,” Shanice explains.

“So I gave up food ­entirely and started on the diet.”

Shanice began downing up to 12 glasses a day of the syrup, lemon juice, water and cayenne pepper mixture the diet prescribes.

She even went one step further and combined it with drinking tea laxatives in an ­attempt to shift pounds even ­quicker.

“The weight started flying off,” Shanice recalls. “After just six days I’d dropped 9lb. I’d have at least three laxative teas a day.

"I was going against medical advice, but I didn’t care as long as it worked. I was starving all the time and my mood swings were uncontrollable.

"I’d snap at the kids constantly and was a nightmare to live with.

"But every time I got on the scales and saw that I’d dropped another few pounds, it made me carry on.

"It became my life for four weeks... and thankfully Gabriel supported me.”

Shanice never thought about the dangers of such extreme dieting â€" including vitamin deficiencies, muscle breakdown and blood-sugar problems.

Depriving the body of vitamins and minerals from food can ­actually weaken the body’s ability to fight infections and ­inflammation.

And the laxative tea can cause dehydration, which can lead to kidney damage, and in extreme cases, even death.

Laxative abuse can also upset a person’s electrolyte balance and cause improper ­functioning of vital organs, like the heart.

So Shanice was taking a huge risk with her health.

Extreme Dieter Shanice Zakuani with her husband Gaby on their wedding day in Vegas, Nevada
Wedding: Shanice with footballer Gabriel

But she felt her extreme dieting paid off â€" and she dropped from 11st 2lb to 9st 7lb in a month.

She even bought her dream size 10 wedding dress just three days before the ceremony, the day they flew out to Vegas.

“When I stepped on the scales that morning I couldn’t believe my eyes. I’d done it! As I walked down the aisle I felt every inch the perfect bride.

"My hourglass figure looked stunning in my size 10 dress. I went to hell and back to achieve my dream figure. But it was all worth it.”

As a teenager, Shanice had a size 6 figure and was proud of her toned abs and pert breasts.

But her weight crept up after she gave birth to her son, Ajae, now five, and she was soon wearing size 12 clothes.

“When I was a teenager, I loved nothing more than throwing on the latest fashions,” says Shanice, also mum to 10-month-old Trendy-Blue.

“It was all about revealing outfits and aiming for the ‘wow’ factor.

“When I was a size 6, my body was never an issue. I rarely exercised and still had a killer figure.

"But during pregnancy my body went through the typical hormonal changes. My boobs ballooned from a B cup to a D cup and my hips became bigger.

“After I gave birth to Ajae, I managed to shake off the extra baby weight but when I looked in the mirror I was horrified.

My boobs were all saggy and I was left with horrible stretch marks on my belly. I hated my body but I tried not to let it get to me and buried my feelings.”

In October 2009, Shanice began ­dating Gabriel after they met through a social networking site.

“I was flicking through Facebook when I came across Gabriel’s profile picture,” recalls Shanice. “I sent him a cheeky message introducing myself and it went from there.

“He was such a sweetheart and we had the same sense of humour. We hit it off straight away.

“Our relationship was perfect, ­except for my secret sel f-loathing. I refused to show off my body to Gabriel.

"I never took off my bra and insisted the lights stayed off during sex.

"Gabriel would tell me all the time that he loved my body, but I was obsessed with negative thoughts about my saggy breasts and flabby belly.

"As a footballer, Gabriel is extremely fit, and I always felt like a mess next to him.”

Extreme Dieter Shanice Zakuani togrther with her Children 5 year old Ajae and 9 month old Trendy Bleu
Loving: Shanice with her two kids

Shanice began going to the gym every day to get herself into shape. She toned up and got down to a size 10, but no matter what exercises she tried, she couldn’t firm up her D-cup breasts.

In December 2010, the couple were delighted when they discovered Shanice was expecting their first child together, Trendy-Blue.

But the pregnancy affected her weight again and she went up to a size 14.

Her boobs were so saggy after the birth that Gabriel offered to pay for her breast enlargement â€" from a D cup to an F cup â€" in February this year.

“I’d hated my boobs for so long I didn’t think twice about having the surgery,” says Shanice. “And when I looked in the mirror and saw my new breasts I was ecstatic.”

But Shanice also wanted to sort out the rest of her body â€" especially after Gabriel proposed in April, telling his bride-to-be that he was ­whisking her away to get married in Las Vegas on May 13 in just four weeks.

With the f lights already booked, Shanice knew it would be a race against time to slim down to her dream weight. “I needed results fast, so that’s why I started on the Maple Syrup Diet,” says Shanice. “I had the perfect boobs but I wanted the perfect body to go with it.

“Any other time, Ajae and Trendy-Blue would be my first priority, but for that month I put my body first. I had a nanny to help take care of the kids and I saw a personal trainer every day. If I hadn’t got down to my goal weight I still would have gone through with the ­wedding. But there’s no way I would have allowed any pictures to be taken of me.”

Shanice and Gabriel married in a private ceremony in The Las Vegas Wedding ­Chapel. “I felt amazing,” says ­Shanice.

But Shanice still isn’t 100% happy with her looks and is planning on having more surgery later this year.

“I want a bum like Kim Kardashian, so I’m planning on having implants in August,” she explains. †œI’m thinking of getting liposuction on my love handles, too. I’ve stopped the diet now but I’m still taking laxative teas as I want to slim down to under nine stone.

“People may judge me, but I want to look the best I possibly can. I have the perfect husband, the perfect children and now I want the perfect figure. Once I get that, I’ll be the happiest woman in the world.”

By Angela Johnson and Nilufer Atik.

The effects of extreme dieting

This Morning’s resident doctor Chris Steele says extreme low-calorie eating regimes like the Maple Syrup Diet can cause a whole host of health problems: “The diet will work and you will lose weight on it because your body goes into starvation mode.

"But this isn’t a healthy way to lose weight as it doesn’t give your body any of the vitamins and minerals it needs â€" none of these fad diets do.

“Vitamin B is needed for energy and healthy function of the nervous system and the body a lso needs vitamins C, D, E and K to help protect blood, cells and tissue.

“There is vitamin C in the lemon juice but a very small amount and the only calorie intake would be from the syrup.

"Calorie intake should predominantly come from protein, fats and carbohydrates, not from sugar.

"Also, taking regular laxatives like the laxative tea means you will be excreting electrolytes and they are very important to have for controlling heart rate and activity.”

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I've gained three stone on nightly binges

I've gained three stone on nightly binges

Dear Coleen,

My weight has gone up and down over the years because I binge-eat when I’m stressed.

I’ve gained three stone in the past year and am miserable. But I can’t snap out of it.

If I’ve had a bad day I come home and eat slices of cheese on toast or a family-size box of chocolates while making dinner.

I live on my own and I want to meet somebody. I eat to cheer myself up, but I feel so bad about my weight I don’t have the confidence to get out there. Please help me.

Coleen says..

This is a vicious circle and I’ve been there myself. It’s hard when you’re on your own.

When the house is empty I tend to eat more out of boredom or for comfort.

I know how hard it is when the more you think about dieting, the more you want to eat.

So you binge and you think you’ll diet tomorrow but tomorrow never comes.

But it has reached the stage where it is making you incre dibly unhappy.

If you can’t lose weight on your own, why not join a slimming club?

It’s a great way to meet people and it will get you out of the house.

It’s amazing how quickly the first stone comes off and this motivates you to keep losing weight.

If you don’t fancy a club, try a Wii Fit or a fitness DVD to do a couple of nights a week and go for a brisk walk every day.

Dump the junk food because it will make you feel more depressed.

Studies show that bingeing on sugary foods temporarily raises serotonin (the feel-good hormone), but then causes it to crash.

Think of your future health, too.

You don’t want to be writing to me again when you’ve gained another three stone.

Cheer yourself fitter: Trying out the new Cheerobics fitness craze... with pompoms

Cheer yourself fitter: Trying out the new Cheerobics fitness craze... with pompoms

Exercise of any kind was never my strong point at school. I was always the last one to cross the finishing line on sports day and could never quite jump high enough to score on the netball pitch.

When it came to dance, forget it. I was as rhythmic as Ann Widdecombe doing the salsa in six-inch heels.

So when I got invited to try out Cheerobics, the latest dance and fitness craze to hit the UK, I was apprehensive.

Even more so when I was told I’d have to dress up as a cheerleader.

At 37, surely I’m the wrong side of school age to be doing such Glee-style things, and as for putting my tree-trunk legs on full display? No thanks!

But Cheerobics, billed as a mix of US cheerleading and aerobics only with pompoms, promises to burn up to 700 calories a session, and after a weekend spent gorging on blueberry muffins and chocolate cookies, I certainly needed to do a few star jumps.

But luckily, I didn’t have to perform at an American footbal l game.

Instead I nervously arrived at a dance studio in Central London armed with my trainers, three-quarter length sweat pants, and a vest, hoping the addition of a pair of pompoms would be enough to transform me into a sexy cheerleader, or at least be big enough to hide behind.

But then I was handed a small rolled-up package. “Here’s your outfit,” beamed Jessica Rossi, founder of Cheerobics and former captain of the RH Tom Cats Cheerleaders, who compete internationally.

“Pop to the changing rooms and put it on, then we’re good to go.”

The black T-shirt was demure enough and ­fitted perfectly.

Mirror reporter Nilufer Atik at Cheerobics
Challenge: Nilufer trying out the routine

But as I fished out what I thought was some kind of dance scarf and began putting it over my head, one of the other girls gently tapped me on the shoulder.

“That’s the skirt, love”, she giggled. “Oh yes, right”, I replied red-faced, pulling it down to my waist.

It was about the size of a postage stamp and barely covered my bum. Thank God I’d had the foresight to throw shorts in my bag that morning!

“Right, we’re going to start off with a little demonstration from the dance crew,” Jessica announced.

With her long, lean torso and tiny waist, she was the kind of girl I’d always aspired to look like.

But sadly, 5ft 2in stumpy Liverpudlians like me didn’t tend to grow legs that went up to their elbows. Maybe Cheerobics was the answer?

“This is the kind of training you would do for cheerleading,” Jessica explained as the crew from the UK’s only pro-cheerleading team, Zoo Fever, wowed us with a series of ­carefully choreographed moves.

“And the whole point of Cheerobics is to bring it over to the ­masses.

“Not everyone feels they are fit enough or have the right lifestyle to be able to take up cheerleading full-time, so we’ve created a team of 56 instructors to teach the classes.

It makes cheerleading very accessible to anyone of any age and you get a full fitness programme.”

If that means a slimmer waist, pert bottom and inner thighs that could crack walnuts â€" “bring it on!” I thought.

But then the crew got started and panic set in. As they lifted, leapt and somersaulted around, my ­­confidence wa ned.

One girl was catapulted into the air by her right leg and somehow stretched the left behind her back and up to her neck like a scorpion.

“Blimey, there’s no way I’ll be able to do that,” I whispered to the nubile looking 20-something beside me shaking her pompoms loose. But I needn’t have worried.

Mirror reporter Nilufer Atik at Cheerobics
Flying: One of the pros

The class was a lot ­tamer than the demonstration and as we got into the swing of things, I began to enjoy myself. We warmed up by marching on the spot while simultaneously raising our pompoms up in front, out to the sides, then above our heads in a timed sequence of movements.

The music was funky and uplifting and helped boost my energy.

Then Jessica took us through a basic routine â€" lifting one leg into a high knee while raising the opposite arm, then swapping sides. We ran through this a couple of times before performing the ­routine while moving ­forwards and backwards and...oh, hang on, I was ­actually quite good!

The class didn’t get truly energetic though until about 10 minutes in, when even the token male of the group broke out in a sweat. But then, he had turned down the offer of an “extra large” mini skirt and opted to keep his work suit on instead.

As we grapevined across the room â€" some of us going in opposite directions to one another â€" my focus rested on the pom-pommed arms flailing around me. I came perilously close to being smacked in the face once or twice.

But I wasn’t as unlucky as the poor girl just behind me who split the ­trousers she had on under her skirt wide open. Damn that pesky touch your toes manoeuvre.

After 20 minutes of cardio, we were instructed to get out some yoga mats and “hit the floor”.

Impressively, Jessica â€" who “whooped” her way through the class â€" even ­managed to incorporate the pompoms into the toning exercises at the end, placing them on the mats and using them as touch points for push-ups and tricep dips. My arms were definitely quivering.

I left the class feeling energised and more than a little proud of myself.

I even braved what’s known in the trade as a pyramid on two of the Zoo Fever girls’ legs.

“You’re a natural,” they told me as I wobbled precariously on them, trying to smile for the camera.

Move over Ms Widdecombe, there’s a new two-stepper in town.

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Dying to be brown: The women who'll risk their lives for the sake of their tan

Dying to be brown: The women who'll risk their lives for the sake of their tan

'Everybody has to die of something, you can't spend all your time worying': Lauren's story

Lauren Bangle, a former charity fundraiser, is 50 and lives in Basingstoke. She’s single and has no children.

I have always been a sun worshipper. The first sign of sunshine and I’m in the garden â€" in-between times you’ll find me on a sunbed.

It’s part of my gym routine. I work out, swim, have a steam and a jacuzzi, and then three times a week, I go for a sunbed session.

I usually do four minutes at a time, but if I’m feeling particularly pasty or have a special event coming up and want to be browner, I’ll do two four-minute sessions, one after the other.

I don’t even dare to try and count up how much it costs.

I’ve been using sunbeds since I was 18 and have even owned a couple over the years.

I have psoriasis, a skin condition, and I find it helps with this.

Everybody has to die of something and if you spent all your time worrying you’ll never do anything.

If I’m out in the sun and it’s really hot then I might use suntan lotion but a very, very low factor.

I don’t want to prevent myself tanning. But I never use any protection on a sunbed.

I once used baby oil but I burned really badly and it was so sore I had to take time off work to recover.

I would never use fake tan though because it would irritate my psoriasis.

I have fair, freckly skin but I still go a good colour.

I don’t think using tanning beds has aged me at all and people tell me I don’t look a day over 40.

I also suffer with winter blues so actually need sunbeds to make me feel happier in the cold months. I’d become very depressed otherwise.

I’m not stupid about sunbeds like that American woman who hit the news recently for taking her child into a tanning booth. That’s just mad.

I just need them to feel better and having a tan is therape utic to me.

'If i could have a permanent tan but lose a few years off my life, I’d do it': Louise's story

Louise Green, 30, lives in Bangor, Co Down, and is a full-time mum to her children Cameron, seven, and Taylor, three.

 

Louise Green from County Down is 'hooked' on tanning injections
Tan addict: Louise uses injections and tanning tablets

I’m a self-confessed tanning addict. I take tanning tablets and even use injections I buy off the internet that make me feel really sick.

For me, it’s a small price to pay to maintain my colour all year round.

My obsession started when I was 17 and worked as a holiday rep in Tenerife.

We did 18-hour days and on our days off, we were so tired we just slept.

There was no time to sunbathe so I used tanning beds to avoid looking pale next to the holiday-makers.

Now I think the browner I am the better. I recently hired a stand-up capsule at a cost of £40 for four weeks, which had to stand in my kitchen.

But now I’ve bought a lie-down, canopy-style sunbed.

I can’t go to a tanning salon daily, it’s too expensive, but I usually go three or four times a week for the maximum minutes I’m allowed each time.

I slather myself in oil to get a deeper tan and only use sun protection on my face. I don’t want to get wrinkly.

< p>I also bought some tanning tablets in a health food shop.

They’re supposed to make your skin more receptive to the sun.

I don’t know if they did any good because I took them before I went to Tenerife in January and it rained.

I did a £30 course of Melanotan injections, which were brilliant though. I was SO brown after using them.

I did have to buy some anti-sickness tablets as well though as they made me feel seasick.

I don’t know what’s in the injections, which is a risk, but one I’m willing to take to be brown.

The funny thing is I don’t actually like sunbathing. It’s hot and uncomfortable.

And if I get my tan pre-holiday, my children will have a better time because I’ll be happy to play with them instead of worrying about getting some sun.

I make sure they’re covered in SPF even if I’m not.

If someone said they could give me a permanent tan but they’d have to take a few years off my life, I’d do it.

I did find a mole on my breast last year and panicked slightly but it was fine and I was soon back in the salon.

As ironic as it sounds I would never let my children use sunbeds when they’re older.

I know I’m not doing myself any favours and I don’t want them to get hooked like me.

'My family has a history of skin cancer but you can't worry about tomorrow': Laura's story

Laura Hamilton, 23, lives in Rhondda Cynon Taf near Cardiff. She is single and a PA.

Your Life: Laura Hamilton, Rose Terrace, Llanharan, Rhondda Cyon Taf is addicted to sunbeds. She has also had a breast enlargement on the NHS
Not worrying: Laura is happy with her tanning regime

I have sunbeds every other day and if I miss a session I panic, thinking I look white. I like to keep my tan topped right up.

I had a breast enlargement in January and was told I couldn’t use sunbeds for a minimum of six weeks because of my scars and my skin stretching.

But after four weeks passed, I felt so hideous I stuck plasters on my wounds and got on. I felt instantly better once I had some colour.

A tan really improves my confidence. Lots of my friends use sunbeds and I think that men prefer women with a bit of colour. We look thinner tanned anyway.

I started using beds when I was 16, before I should have done legally, but I was never questioned about my age.

I think it is probably wiser to wait until you are 18 so you really know what you are doing.

I use lie-down beds and pay £3 for 12 minutes, which is very cheap.

I have only used a stand-up booth once but I did too much on it and was sick when I came out, so that put me off.

I love sunbathing too and I never use suntan lotion. I don’t need to.

Your Life: Laura Hamilton, Rose Terrace, Llanharan, Rhondda Cyon Taf is addicted to sunbeds. She has also had a breast enlargement on the NHS
Proud: Laura shows off her tan line

I’m half Maltese so have skin that doesn’t burn. I often use a lotion that helps you tan faster, and I would definitely consider tanning injections, which I’ve heard are really good.

Everyone has tans these days, all the celebrities, especially the The Only Way Is Essex girls.

They look better with them and I can’t imagine a day when I won’t use sunbeds.

My sister Rebecca, 26, really disagrees with what I’m doing.

We look like photo negatives when we are together because she is so white.

Rebecca worries I will get skin cancer, particularly because there is a history of it in our family.

But I don’t. What is the point in worrying about tomorrow?

And I am going to get wrinkles at some point so I will deal with that when it happens.

What are the risks of faking it?

Melanotan jabs have been dubbed the ‘Barbie Drug’ because they give an instant golden glow.

But medical professionals have warned that women are putting their health in jeopardy by using the unregulated, illegal injections because the main ingredient activates melanocytes in the skin.

These are the cells that become cancerous in malignant melanoma, so it’s feared the injections could bring on cancer with long-term use.

Melanotan, which is a synthetic version of a natural hormone that stimulates the skin to produce more melanin, and therefore a tan, also has other side-effects including depression, suppressed appetite, nausea, high blood pressure, and panic attacks.

Meanwhile, sunbeds are NOT a safe alternative and are estimated to cause around 100 deaths from melanoma every year in the UK, according to Cancer Research UK.

What’s more, the 82% of people who told Cancer Research they used sunbeds for the first time before the age of 35 increased their risk of developing skin cancer by 75%.

And not only are sunbeds potentially life-threatening, they also cause premature skin ageing, which means your skin becomes wrinkled at a younger age.

When the tan fades, the damage remains.

Sunbed use: The facts

* 7% of the UK’s adult population uses a sunbed

* 70% of people want to be tanned

* 38% of sunbed users do so for a pre-holiday tan

* 83% of sunbed users claim to be quite or very knowledgeable of the possible risks from over-exposure to UV

For more information see Cancer Research UK’s SunSmart campaign at www.sunsmart.org.uk