'It is going to be a right balls up': Russell Brand predicts Olympics flop in rant on US TV

'It is going to be a right balls up': Russell Brand predicts Olympics flop in rant on US TV

Bigmouth Russell Brand launched into unpatriotic rant about the Olympics and The Queen.

Appearing on US TV, the comic claimed the opening ceremony will be a “right balls up”, “things will catch fire” and the Queen would “do a fart”.

Brand, 37, also told the Conan O’Brien chat show he didn’t celebrate the Diamond Jubilee.

He added: “We will rise up. I say it is time for a bloody revolution.”

The Essex comic also lashed out at the monarchy and the British nation’s united display of support for The Queen’s 60 years on the throne.

Asked if London would rise to the challenge of hosting the Olympics, he said: “No way. China did such a great job.

“We are too clumsy, we are too self effacing as you know with the English the politeness masks deep sexual deviance.

“I think we are under a lot of pressure, because China were clearly able to demonstrate the opening ceremony that ‘we can make all these people do the exact same thing at once â€" don’t you dare get in a war with us.’

“I like England and I am from there. But when it involves organisation it is going to be a right balls up.

“Things will catch fire and people will be tripping over things, then it start raining and the Queen will do a fart.”

Asked if he was excited about the Diamond Jubilee Brand smirked and suggested he was not one of the millions celebrated.

He said: “Not really. because it sounds like not a real thing.

“What is that - It’s a Diamond Jubilee. I will karate chop it on the neck.

“I think it just means she has been Queen for a certain a moment of time now.

“It is seventy five years or something mad. That is so long even to be alive.”

He then lashed out at Brits for supposedly moaning about Royals one minute and then supporting them the next.

“It is hypocritical, isn’t it? We will rise up. I say it is time for a bloody revolution.

“Some people are into it and it only takes one to chop off someone’s head.

“People need to have things to celebrate otherwise people realize we are oppressed and unable to express ourselves freely because we are at the behest of all these corporate entities.

“So yeah they have a party to distract us from the fact we are being tyrannised.”

The interview comes just a few weeks after he attacked Graham Norton for asking him questions about ex-wife Katy Perry on BBC1.