“My butt exploded on an airplane!”

“My butt exploded on an airplane!”

It is one of life’s wonders â€" the rear end of Kim Kardashian. It is ample, but not too much to handle (probably, we’ve never actually had the pleasure), perfectly formed, but has a shape entirely unique to itself with an added dimension the rest of us just don’t have â€" 4D perhaps.

And while Kim is aware of the world’s fascination with it, she still doesn’t understand it: “I don’t get the fact, like, why it’s talked about. I don’t get it,” she told Heat mag on her recent visit to London to promote her latest whiff.

“Sometimes I get bored of talking about it… Most women have one.”

Er, “most”? Who doesn’t… and what do they have instead?

Anyway, thanks to the intense focus on her derriere Kim has had some funny stories written about it â€" you know because it’s basically a celebrity in its own right.

Exhibit A... or B as is more appropriate

 

“There was this thing that said that my butt exploded on an airplane! I was like, ‘Seriously?!’ Where do people come up with this stuff it’s crazy.”

This particular scenario probably arose because for a while there was speculation that Kim must have had bum implants â€" the thinking presumably being that such a wondrous sight couldn’t be the result of nature alone.

Thanks to this Kim had her butt X-rayed live on camera for… one of the Kardashian reality shows to prove that Mother Nature did indeed just gift her a delectable bootang.

The Kardashian shows are still being filmed and if we’re really lucky we might get to see the man whose name is now stamped on Kim’s behind (metaphorically speaking â€" she’s not a dairy cow) â€" Kanye West.

The happy couple in Cannes

Kim and Kanye backstage at his tour, although it could be from a new his n' hers perfume launch, no?

 

“I don’t think you’ll see details,” Kim said of the inclusion of their exciting new romance in the new series. “But it’s real life and if he comes to pick me up, I’m not gonna like, tell the cameras to stop.”

That’s like illegal for a Kardashian anyway isn’t it.

*Other fun stories Kim's read about herself have included a little big white lie about her killing a dog / raccoon (she can't remember which) with her high heel and a story that stated she'd been set on fire, complete with online police report and pictures of 'her' bones. The things a Kardashian has to go through to have a life of pure luxury, designer clothes and lay ins.

Lauren Goodger's been talking about her J-Lo bum and Millie Mackintosh has been on about her boyfriend Pro Green's love of hers too. They've only got one thing on their minds today these celebrities.