Chris Brown tries to bed the female population by acting like a preying creature (video)

Chris Brown tries to bed the female population by acting like a preying creature (video)

We’ll admit to softening a bit towards Chris Brown since we saw what an amazing dancer he was in the video for Turn Up The Music, he was awarded a Grammy and even Rihanna seemed to forgive him for beating her up by collaborating with him on two tracks.

And we weren’t the only ones either. Some of the biggest celebrities around have come out in support of him (Brown nosing him if you will), including our Chezza Cole, who told Radio 1: “I think it's really kind of Rihanna actually [to forgive Brown]. She's come out and publicly forgiven him really.

Cheryl's given Chris the thumbs up, but she's always been the forgiving type (cough *Ashley Cole*)

 

“I think it's about time we all did if I'm completely honest, if you want my opinion... I think it's time we all moved on. That guy is talented as hell.”

Justin Bieber, as well as being worryingly young and impressionable, is a big fan of his and as well as doing a bit of singing together on Next To You the pair have been spotted out having dinner.

Chris manages to get Justin under his thumb

Even one of our most ridiculous celebrities, Peter Andre, has managed to wangle himself a bit of publicity by Tweeting a picture of the two of them hugging it out in the studio. Weird. But then he was also pictured giving Ashely Cole some love the other day too.

Pete's nose is Brown

 

But we fail to see how any of them can stomach Chris’ latest video offering, which is one of the creepiest things we’ve seen in a while ever seen.

It’s called Sweet Love and is all about wanting to make the sex.

This looks spooky because it is

 

While sneering down his studded nose (when did that happen?), Chris sings lyrics such as: “Baby let’s get naked, just so we can make sweet love / So come on baby girl, let’s just take our clothes off / I want to know your body, tonight is the night that I change your life.”

He certainly changed Rihanna’s in one messy night.

Chris Brown's music video for Naked

 

One scene we’ve taken particular umbrage to features Chris walking down the middle of a road lined with girls writhing in beds as he struts past with all the arrogance we’ve ever accredited him with.

At least Chris' head was warm, even if his nipples weren't

Looks a bit aggressive here doesn't he? Surprising that

 

We’re not hugely keen on the scenes in which crawls under the covers of a very attractive lady’s sheets, the ones where he’s shirtless and getting it on with her, nor the ones where he’s dancing half naked with a tea cosy on his head while grinding and grabbing his crotch and spreading his legs, either.

We may have nightmares about this

 

But our least favourite part is when he leans back, looks down at the poor girl below him like a weird dominant animal sneering over its prey. There is nothing sweet or heart shaped about this at all.